THIS IS A S H O P

THIS IS A SHOP

<sup>Ok, I am literally the laziest piece of shit to ever exist. So PLEASE JUST TAKE HEED OF WHAT I SAY. I'm not kidding you when I say I'm lazy, or a giant procrastinator. One time Moony requested me to draw her a picture of Sunstar - when did she get that picture? A year later. REMEMBER I HAVE WARNED YOU.

Now that we have that out of the way, I will TRY to get it done within a week's time, but if I don't, go visit Rainy for a template, or whatever instead. She's better at pleasing others than I am. Mostly because I'm a horrible person, and I usually find a way to rationalize the terrible things I do. because i suck. there's a reason there's an anti-wish club. (mostly because rainy's a giant douche)

I don't have any rules or slots or anything. Here at THIS IS A S H O P we don't abide by rules ha ah haha. This is in regards to the fact that Wish doesn't feel like putting effort into this presentation and doesn't give a shit. Just don't be rude and tell me I'm pretty.</sup>

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[b]name:[/b]
[b]what do you want:[/b]
[b]pictures:[/b]
[b]color scheme:[/b]
[b]text:[/b]
[b]style:[/b]
[b]say something nice about me:[/b]
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IMPROPER FORM TECHNIQUE --
<sup>fill your form out like this and i'll kill you


name: rain
what do you want: a refund
pictures: xxx
color scheme: poop
text: anti-wish club
style: what style oh thats right you have no style hahHA
say something nice about me: fuck you


ps rainy is dumb ha ha i hate her</sup>

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[style=width: 93%; background-color:#a3937d; padding:4px; height: 190px; position: relative; top: 258px; left: 1px; text-align: justify; overflow: auto; color: #e7cba5;]<sup>fallowpaw is such a lady. why, yes, yes she is. btw these boxes...SCROLL. omg, yes. ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE. that is what fallowpaw screamed at the tops of her lungs as she shot liquid detergent from her butthole which literally makes no sense but whatevs. I'm just trying to write a fracking paragraph so i can get this bitch to scroll. so i'm going to write one of my monologues until this is long enough. I am president of ladies for a better tuna, I am the den mother of den 225, and I'm the only high c soprano in first baptist choir. I former head of the BBB, that's a better baptist bureau, and I'm part of the tuna snatchers...fuck I messed that up a bit oh well.

fallowpaw is such a lady. why, yes, yes she is. btw these boxes...SCROLL. omg, yes. ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE. that is what fallowpaw screamed at the tops of her lungs as she shot liquid detergent from her butthole which literally makes no sense but whatevs. I'm just trying to write a fracking paragraph so i can get this bitch to scroll. so i'm going to write one of my monologues until this is long enough. I am president of ladies for a better tuna, I am the den mother of den 225, and I'm the only high c soprano in first baptist choir. I former head of the BBB, that's a better baptist bureau, and I'm part of the tuna snatchers...fuck I messed that up a bit oh well.

fallowpaw is such a lady. why, yes, yes she is. btw these boxes...SCROLL. omg, yes. ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE. that is what fallowpaw screamed at the tops of her lungs as she shot liquid detergent from her butthole which literally makes no sense but whatevs. I'm just trying to write a fracking paragraph so i can get this bitch to scroll. so i'm going to write one of my monologues until this is long enough. I am president of ladies for a better tuna, I am the den mother of den 225, and I'm the only high c soprano in first baptist choir. I former head of the BBB, that's a better baptist bureau, and I'm part of the tuna snatchers...fuck I messed that up a bit oh well.</sup>

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^{name: Dreamer
what do you want: Template
pictures: x ((and whatever background or whatever other thing you want to do))
color scheme: Blues or Greens, something kiddish
text:
"Best friends forever?"
"Yeah, forever."
Then "DapplexRat" on it somewhere lol
style: Gabriola ((if you can. If not whatever you think looks good.))
say something nice about me: You are so nice to open this website for everyone!}

^{Wait do you want that as a character template or like as a signature. I'm confused right now.}

I totally mean Signature. i had template on my mind. lol sorry

^{Haha that's fine, I figured that's what you meant.}

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^{i hope it's everything you have ever wanted}

-flips out- YES! IT IS SO ADORABLES!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

^{name: Meese
what do you want: a template, version/style numero one if you please.
pictures: x Sorry I don't have others - I searched for a while but couldn't find anything similar enough for my taste. If you end up needing pictures for specific purposes [like specific focal points or something artsy I won't know to look for] feel free to let me know and I'll find something usable for ya if you don't want the hassle of looking for it yourself.
color scheme:I like greens and browns, in soft [otherwise dull?] tones. I would accept accent colors of yellow and orange if they fit in. I am ultimately fine with anything though - you do great work regardless - so take some artistic freedom with it if you think it would fare better.
text: Marshpaw Shadowclan Apprentice [where ever and whatever way it looks most appealing]
style: I'm actually not quite sure what this pertains to..? Feel free to educate me, please.
say something nice about me: You da best. You and your fantastic. Fantastic what? Fantastic skillz man. You bring all the warrior kittehs to life in the prettiest ways visually.}

^{style was more or less in regards to what style template, like the first or second style.
i was too lazy to make it clearer ; )
but i'll get on this asap because i'm bored as heckaaa
and thank you i know i got mad skills}

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^{if you aren't feeling it just let me know, don't be afraid to tell me i messed up}

Naw dude this is flippin awesome! I know how hard it must have been to find a pic of another cat similar to the one I asked you to use [trust me, I've spent a ton of time looking myself] So I won't be ridiculously picky or anything. The cat on top is more black in the face then he is but the top is a great pic for him when he is younger. Well, is younger xD The face shapes of both are rather similar, and it isn't hard to see the two pics as a young/older comparative. Not to mention the base color you picked is just fantastic and, I think, suits him.

I LURVE IT. THANK YOU FANTASTIC <3

^{weelp, i'm glad you like it ; )
tortie cats are so hard to find in pictures eccccck. they all look really ugly or just gross because whoever photographs them must suck haha. this was the best picture i could find that remotely fit what i was trying to do. if you ever want me to try again in the future, like when he becomes a warrior or something, just let me know and we can kick it round two.}